A conversation with my roommate. I'm 41, she's 26. She owns this house, I rent from her.
Me: Wanna see something nerdy? At about 11:30 me and a bunch of other dorks will be waiting in line for the midnight release for Mass Effect 3. I took tomorrow off of work so I can play all day.
Her: Do you wanna see something nerdy? At 11:30 I'll be reading the Economist. For my job. I'll be at work tomorrow.
Me: Uh...
To paraphrase Henry Rollins, She's the rocket scientist, I'm playing in the gutter with my own feces.
I have nothing intelligent to add at this time.
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